Kwaicore (Kwaicore Kwaicore Kwaicore) vs Google

Kwaicore Kwaicore Kwaicore Kwaicore

There are people on this mission who think that this trick works?? Well maybe it does, but for those of you are more interested in actually getting to the top on your own, then here we are.

I recently saw a Kwaicore blog explaining what not to do at a Kwaicore concert. Firstly, there are no such things; underground music is genuinely good sometimes, also original. There is no reason to have to force together two genres that probably hate each other anyway. Imagine; a heavy rocker almost booty hopping his way across the stage! Beyonce would not be proud.

So keep your mullets (go Alberton whoo) and if you seriously want to go as far as the heels all you "Braai-yanston" girlies, by all means do so.

On the other hand, those all stars your brother gave you, I knew you didn't want to slather them in pleather and fix it up with your Spar Charcoal for eye liner. There's no need to get rid of that overall you wash every weekend with Jik to give it that old school feel.

Kwaito (kangaroos?), Hardcore Punk (people?), don't lose touch with your true selves; fist pump the shit out of your favourite (can I call it a song?) when your head banging causes your head to bang. Shake and booty hop and look like you are having an epileptic fit whilst standing and do it well because you can!!

Kwaicore hasn't died?

Dear bloggers. I must say, there are some of you out there who are really trying hard to revive something that wasn't really alive. Given that no music was actually released, constantly posting about it will help the cause as much as a hot shower cures aids! Kwaicore is no "love child" of hardcore and kwaito, there is no "revolution". An "accidental" anything that has to do with ghetto head banging is about as accidental as my father asking any guy I bring home what their intentions are.

So seriously, the last 6 weeks have been fantastic, but Kwaicore and "Kwai Cool" anything else from "sticks" to "revolutions" has to go back to real music making.

What is it about Kwaicore blogs?

This is more or less the last day I can push to get my rankings up and frankly speaking, I think Google hates me. I have been sitting on page 11 for the past week and as they say, "if it is not on page 1 of Google, it doesn't exist."

Please all, get people to follow and comment, posts are open too. We need to get this anti-Kwaicore blog to the top! Kwaito and Hardcore punk need to live as two separate entities and should not be encouraged to join. This is not some poor Indian family searching desperately for a husband for their daughter, this is real music we're talking about.

Save your genre, share this blog!

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The kwaicore wars

The kwaicore wars. Thats what they should call it. Who's "they" you might ask? The lecturers who set us up to do weird briefs such as this. I have seen it all, from people helping out their fellow classmates to wanting to sabotage the same people. Kwaicore has not only ruined our internet usage but we are now wanting to tweet about it every second as opposed to interesting stuff. We are sitting here hopelessly behind our laptops praying that our Kwaicore blogs gain the ratings so that we can get the marks. Leave Kwaito and Hardcore music alone. Like any old classic car, it shouldn't be messed around with. I don't see why we have people out there who feel it's necessary to now promote something that soon won't exist in their lives after they receive their marks. Arthur Mafokate wouldn't want his music superimposed with some head banging genre of noise. Likewise with some pierced Bad Brains guitarist wanting to swing his hips around like a carousel. It won't ever happen, so why bother? There are so many better mash ups in the world and we're here promoting this? So glad these 6 weeks are over...

Apparently they call this Kwaicore??

Here's to a student who actually attempted to create an example of the infamous genre Kwaicore. Look, I hoped that this day would never arrive and that people would just carry on talking crap, but someone out there has obviously had other ideas (overachiever perhaps?). This is neither ghetto nor is it of head banging quality in my opinion, let me know yours.

Check this out and please tell me what better mash ups there could be

Written and performed by Thembelani Gumede aka Goomza, the song is entitled Kwaicore. Have a look...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUMM9fG22PM

What exactly is good Hardcore? Can we leave it out of Kwaicore?

So after an amazing long weekend, I've had time to think; here I am slamming something that doesn't and shouldn't ever exist, but I have no actual background of it. Today, I'd like to share what I've gathered to be "good" hardcore music courtesy of a fellow student (Check her out: Another site that hates this).

I've researched hardcore bands, almost died. The following may actually have potential, but as their own genre. Look at bands such as Kill Hannah as well as Blacklisted with their track "Houdini Blues". Its some hard stuff (coming from me who listens to Mozart to calm me the f#ck down in traffic). According to other sites, hardcore punk bands are those in the ranks of Bad Brains and The Exploited, slight head banging, but no serious risk of concussions or whiplash. Then, according to people [names not mentioned for safety reasons but indulge me in looking at their excuses for blogs (They try)] it apparently has deep, soulful meaning. I can definitely see where they may be singing about the beauty of the day and lifes meaning in between their screaming of colorful f#cking language.

What I'm trying to say with this post is that hardcore music, hardcore punk to be specific, is already trying hard to be something by itself. Why the F would you now force it to work with a genre like Kwaito??  

Apparently he likes to "snow"

Its only the 3rd week of this madness and people are already changing nouns into verbs!! Check the link below about this guy who clearly believes he knows exactly what this "genre" is on his blog "Scattered Sticks". I'm sorry, I obviously missed the connection between music and the game we play as kids to pick up scattered pieces of plastic (called "pick up sticks" if you didn't know). And he claims that artists are so keen to be mixing their genres; yes, I can picture Corey Taylor (Slipknot singer) putting on them overalls and all stars and jiving. It's getting worse and worse folks, so let me know whats out there

http://scatteredsticks.blogspot.com/2013/03/kwaicore-fusion.html