Sunday 21 April 2013

Kwaicore (Kwaicore Kwaicore Kwaicore) vs Google

Kwaicore Kwaicore Kwaicore Kwaicore

There are people on this mission who think that this trick works?? Well maybe it does, but for those of you are more interested in actually getting to the top on your own, then here we are.

I recently saw a Kwaicore blog explaining what not to do at a Kwaicore concert. Firstly, there are no such things; underground music is genuinely good sometimes, also original. There is no reason to have to force together two genres that probably hate each other anyway. Imagine; a heavy rocker almost booty hopping his way across the stage! Beyonce would not be proud.

So keep your mullets (go Alberton whoo) and if you seriously want to go as far as the heels all you "Braai-yanston" girlies, by all means do so.

On the other hand, those all stars your brother gave you, I knew you didn't want to slather them in pleather and fix it up with your Spar Charcoal for eye liner. There's no need to get rid of that overall you wash every weekend with Jik to give it that old school feel.

Kwaito (kangaroos?), Hardcore Punk (people?), don't lose touch with your true selves; fist pump the shit out of your favourite (can I call it a song?) when your head banging causes your head to bang. Shake and booty hop and look like you are having an epileptic fit whilst standing and do it well because you can!!

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